Dear Princess Celestia,
Today is my demise. My two greatest enemies have formed an alliance to attack me at my weakest point. Today has become a nightmare when both terrifying ladybugs and grotesque quesadillas invaded my picnic. Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
Twily.... Stop being so melodramatic. Look at this cute ladybug. Such a silly princess. Wow. Welcome to Friendship Daily everyone. Hoping you have a.... cheesy day.
