What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch, and kablooey!
I got a manky eye... I'm a screaming Scottish cyclops... they got more [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] than they've got the likes of me...
So, to all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancing around with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me, I say! I'll be waiting on you with a whiff of the ol brimstone.. I'm a bloody grim fable with a bloody unhappy ending!
Oh, they'll have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!
