Hello and welcome to the first ND of the new Friendship Daily website and the 1306th ND in general. What shall we do now, Pinkie?
Of course! It's perfect! Pinkie is going to hug everyone, and she means EVERYONE. Yes, you can run, but you cannot hide. Well, maybe you can't run, but you definitely can't hide. Pinkie will look for you, and she will hug you. It is destiny. Now stay still and accept the party pony hugs.
Comment below or Pinkie will hug you until you faint.